um. no.

A girl in Dan's class asked to go to the bathroom. When she came back she announced to the class in a loud voice:

"You will not BELIEVE what just happened to me! I was in the bathroom and this GIRL came up to me and was like "Do you remember me?" and I was like '(snuff) um. no.' And she was like 'we were in the same class in fourth GRADE, remember' and I was like '(snuffeyeroll) no.'"

And Dan was like "Agh! I'm in high school!"

Which of course he was. In a high school.

I know we're all supposed to associate this sort of thing with grade 9 through grade 11, but I feel like I am in the bathroom saying "do you remember me?" about every day of my life.