Monday, August 11, 2008

I Can't Deal With the Commercials

which are on during the Olympics.

The ones which show an athlete training/sweating/overcoming adversity and saying things like "I'll do whatever it takes" or "It's what I've always dreamed of" or something, and then they take a big bite out of a chicken sandwich.

Turns out they are talking about a chicken sandwich, not an Olympic gold medal, as you may have thought when the commercial began.

The overcoming adversity part (completely against my will) makes me start crying, and the chicken sandwich part makes me angry.

Then I sit there saying something like "boo-hoo-whimper-fucking-sniff-chicken-sniff-sandwich."

It's too much.

Stupid Olympics.

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